All things Rance - Monkeys, Pirates, Kung-Fu, Kermit, Lambeth, Alex, Venus and Simon. Plus other stuff too we haven't thought of yet....

Friday, February 23, 2007

Spooky Boy


Here is Alex looking Spooky.

Spoooooooookyyyyyyyyyy

Sea World


A quick tip for those of you going to Sea World - DON'T ask for a Dolphin Burger, as they don't think it's funny.

Nor a Blowhole in a Bap.

Or Stingray Icecream.

Did you hear the one about the Manatee?


Here I am, relaxing on the beach, and I have just told Alex my greatest Manatee joke. As you can see, it is hilarious.

Unofrtunately, it is one of those jokes that only really works when you are sat on the beach - it doesn't seem funny anywhere else - so I wont bother typing it here.

Goofy


This could be the moment where Alex realised that these were characters were just guys in costumes.

The knowing look in his eye suggests he has rumbled them.

Alex and Daddy at Hooters


It was inevitable.

It is just a shame that the photo made our Hooter's waitress look like a man. I can assure you that we are in a normal Hooters, not some odd transexual Hooters.

Oh no, not us!

Quick Tip - don't go to Hooters on a cold day. They all wear jumpers!

Alex and Daddy on a Star Wars Bike Thing Vs Alex and Daddy on Daddy Shamu and Shamu'


Here is your chance to vote. Which is the better method of Transportation - Shamu and Baby Shamu, or a Star Wars Bike Thing.

Send your answers to Sea World or George Lucas and maybe we can see one of these put into Mass Production and end Global Warming as we know it.....or something...

MORE Tiggers!


A few more Tiggers.

If I ever meet AA Milne I am not sure whether to thank him or punch him in the face.


Again, it seemed the right thing to do at the time.....

Epcot's version of Mexico must have seen idiots do this 1000 times before.

They certainly didn't ask us to leave!



Here we are, hiding behind Lightning McQueen.

Not sure why, but it seemed the right thing to do at the time.


And we have got ANOTHER Kermit. If Jim Henson were alive today he would be a millionaire thanks to Alex's love for Kermit. We now have:

Kermit
Daddy Kermit
Mummy Kermit
3 * Baby Kermit
Different Kermit (Like Kermit but different)

We drew the line at:

Glass Kermit ($150)
Limited Edition Kermit ($400)


We finally got back from Florida where we finally met Tigger. Hooray!!!! He was very friendly but slightly shorter than we thought he would be.

We initially suspected that Tigger had a problem with his bladder control, as he kept needing toilet breaks every 15 minutes - must have been all of that bouncing - until we realised that it may have been for them to swap the guy in the costume.

It only took me 3 days to work that one out!!