Running Through a Sprinker

Nope - the pirate thing has not gone TOO far with the removal of a leg. It is just the superfast ability to run through a sprinkler like this - whiiiiizzzzzzzzzz - so fast that not a drop of water touches him. What a star!!

School Dinners

No photographic evidence exists for the main course. It was just tooooo yucky. Thankfully, only images of the desserts remain.

Fuzzy Pirates

The out-of-focus Pirates are the scariest kind!!!!